The 4 Ugliest, Most Hideous Dolls on eBay

Aww, come on. No kid would actually want to play with this ugly Fat Albert doll. I can’t even imagine it. Not even rabid fans of the show!

The glassy stare of this Dune Buggy Baby shouldn’t bother me as much as it does. All dolls stare, and most have glass eyes. This one just creeps me out so much!

I have to hand it to Hasbro, it was pretty gutsy back in 1965 to create an entire line of homely, ugly Little Miss No Name dolls. This one wears burlap, features a painted on tear and woeful brown eyes.

This 1964 Daniel Boone doll is an insult to the wonderful Fess Parker. So horrid a caricature!